Yep it's true... I probably do just need to get laid!

I've been aggravated all day. I could blame it on the 4 hours of sleep I somehow got last night because I decided it would be a good idea to watch the third lord of the rings last night, the pure fact that everyone is pissing me off or the crazy women in my life. I'm choosing all of the above.
Yes, I finally finished the lord of the rings. I know I'm quite behind on my plan of reaching the complete geek dream girl.
I've already complained quite a bit about women and how they are insane. I'm one of them and I can admit it, I wish the rest of them would. I'm starting to really miss having those male friends I use to have. Why doesn't anyone want to drink a fricking beer or four without talking about their god damn feelings?!
I'm convinced that all other people are really just trying to get on my evil eye glares for at least a week list. Like yesterday it rained, no poured when I was walking into work. Now I don't know about you but I can't walk quite as fast when I'm being pummeled with rain. So I come into work 10 minutes late. My boss happens to be in my area and refuses to stop embarrassing me in front of my fellow coworkers until I say that I am ashamed of myself. The audacity! This is the same boss who I'm certain is having an affair with this really dumb girl in the office. Just so you know he's married and I'm the one that should be ashamed. It rained, I was wet, I walk slower when wet and I wanted to make sure that I didn't look like complete shit before I came in here. Today everyone has just assumed that I can read minds and that I can also do everyone else job for them. Leaving me to be very passive aggressive which I don't like doing but I can't straight up say do your god damn work. No, I have to be nice and say yes I can do this even though you are just sitting on your ass not doing anything while I have 10 things I need to get done with in the next hour. No, one more wouldn't hurt but a thank you would be nice.
On the plus side I finally got my tax returns only 8 months after the first time I had to send them in. Yes I sent them in more than once. I think I ranted about that. Now I know that the government isn't out to get me by not giving me the money that I deserve for working this god damn job.
I've gotten another horrible habit of looking at Craigslist for hours at a time. I can't wait until I find a missed connection about me! I'm hoping it will be sort of like this....

You: Angry looking, tall woman wearing headphones; who I accidentally bumped into walking home on Lyndale Avenue.
Me: The guy you then kicked in the shin and threatened to push into traffic.
You seemed very aggressive, I like that, lets get drinks....

Oh the world if really fuelling my alcoholic tendencies lately. It's pretty horrible when someone you don't really know that well tells you that you probably just need to get laid!