It's Motherf*cking Halloween!

The time is upon us. Today is Halloween! As I might have said before this is my favorite holiday out of all the lame holidays in existence! I can not tell you how excited I am! Really, I know it's lame. This is the only holiday that I actually have fun on though. Dress up, eat candy, get ridiculously drunk, and make fun of slutty girls. Greatness! I have yet to actually decide on my costume. I was going to do a group costume with my friends. We planned on being Tetris pieces. The pieces are already made but as it got closer, I changed my mind. It seems too damn simple and I am not one to be plain. Also I usually make fun of group costumes. I've thought about being a raver, but I don't know. I was a fairy last weekend. Yes I know two costumes for one holiday is a little much but really I can't help it! Last year I only went to one party. One, very boring party. I plan on having fun this year. Whether I have to ditch my friends to do so or not. Yes my moral dilemma is that they are women and they seem to hold a grudge for a while. I've considered hanging out with them for a while in Tetris theme and then going to another party as a raver. Is that too much? No because it's motherf*cking Halloween! I do what I want! Also I have been bothering my mother about Christmas. This year we might actually be skipping it. She wants to go on vacation and since most of the people in my family I only see on Christmas I kinda feel bad. On the other hand I'm being a selfish bitch this year and if Christmas is missed that will mean I've successfully missed every main holiday with my huge, hick-filled family!! Also I know that you all remember how much I hate Christmas! I really hope it can be skipped! Wooo lunch time... have a lovely night! Remember that booze is the key to happiness!