It's Motherf*cking Halloween!

The time is upon us. Today is Halloween! As I might have said before this is my favorite holiday out of all the lame holidays in existence! I can not tell you how excited I am! Really, I know it's lame. This is the only holiday that I actually have fun on though. Dress up, eat candy, get ridiculously drunk, and make fun of slutty girls. Greatness! I have yet to actually decide on my costume. I was going to do a group costume with my friends. We planned on being Tetris pieces. The pieces are already made but as it got closer, I changed my mind. It seems too damn simple and I am not one to be plain. Also I usually make fun of group costumes. I've thought about being a raver, but I don't know. I was a fairy last weekend. Yes I know two costumes for one holiday is a little much but really I can't help it! Last year I only went to one party. One, very boring party. I plan on having fun this year. Whether I have to ditch my friends to do so or not. Yes my moral dilemma is that they are women and they seem to hold a grudge for a while. I've considered hanging out with them for a while in Tetris theme and then going to another party as a raver. Is that too much? No because it's motherf*cking Halloween! I do what I want! Also I have been bothering my mother about Christmas. This year we might actually be skipping it. She wants to go on vacation and since most of the people in my family I only see on Christmas I kinda feel bad. On the other hand I'm being a selfish bitch this year and if Christmas is missed that will mean I've successfully missed every main holiday with my huge, hick-filled family!! Also I know that you all remember how much I hate Christmas! I really hope it can be skipped! Wooo lunch time... have a lovely night! Remember that booze is the key to happiness!

awkwardness

It's Saturday and I'm leaching off of a friends internet. I've been sitting by myself for the past 2 hours trying to decide if I should leave. Isn't that always awkward?! The friend in question was just going out for a couple hours while I continued to nurse my hangover by sleeping more. The thing keeping me here is the promise of a free lunch when they get back. Alas that was around 11:30... it's been far more than a couple hours. I'm starting to get hungry.... would it be rude to leave? I'm always unsure how to treat situations like this. It wouldn't be a big deal if I had a working phone but my phone is not working due to my cat spilling water on it yesterday while I was sleeping. That would make things easier for me, to call and go. I just don't know... in my head it's far past lunch. I wonder if I'm obsessing more over this because today I'm (attempting) to quit smoking. I know I thought I'd be one of those people who you'd have to pull the cig from my cold dead hands. I'm actually attempting to quit which so far has made me more of an obsessive crazy person than usual. I've been close to tears on a few occasions making me want to stay here because I'm afraid if I do leave I'll be upset and will buy smokes. Trying to be strong has never been so much fun! It's even more odd because friend in question has roommates. There are roommates home who have yet to actually talk to me that much. Which I guess is fine... it's just making me more awkward. Making me obsess more on my awkwardness... making me want to smoke. This cycle is really fun!! Maybe I'll just go back to sleep. I thought internet would help me feel better but it's just making me more hungry and more angry...

there's going to be blood?!

Alas, I am finally excited for something! I know you are so use to my angry ranting that I probably just disappointed you. It's fine, I understand. Since you're already here though listen up! This Saturday is the day I've been waiting for. This year has been long and I am having a hard time waiting for it..... Yep, it's the Zombie Pub Crawl!!! I know, just when you gave up on the dreams of me being a geek. I just blew your mind with my geeky hotness!

On Saturday I will be breaking out my office apparel and covering myself in fake blood. Yep I'm going as a corporate zombie. Mostly for my own amusement. So in my drunken state I can annoyingly point out that I work in an office there for I am always going to be a corporate zombie.... maybe I'll get pity giggles out of it. I'm actually making the "blood" tomorrow! I never get to say that!

Watch out because I might just try to get your scrumptious BRAINS!!!!!!!

whahahahahaha.... I seriously have nothing better to do with my time! :)

Yep it's true... I probably do just need to get laid!

I've been aggravated all day. I could blame it on the 4 hours of sleep I somehow got last night because I decided it would be a good idea to watch the third lord of the rings last night, the pure fact that everyone is pissing me off or the crazy women in my life. I'm choosing all of the above.
Yes, I finally finished the lord of the rings. I know I'm quite behind on my plan of reaching the complete geek dream girl.
I've already complained quite a bit about women and how they are insane. I'm one of them and I can admit it, I wish the rest of them would. I'm starting to really miss having those male friends I use to have. Why doesn't anyone want to drink a fricking beer or four without talking about their god damn feelings?!
I'm convinced that all other people are really just trying to get on my evil eye glares for at least a week list. Like yesterday it rained, no poured when I was walking into work. Now I don't know about you but I can't walk quite as fast when I'm being pummeled with rain. So I come into work 10 minutes late. My boss happens to be in my area and refuses to stop embarrassing me in front of my fellow coworkers until I say that I am ashamed of myself. The audacity! This is the same boss who I'm certain is having an affair with this really dumb girl in the office. Just so you know he's married and I'm the one that should be ashamed. It rained, I was wet, I walk slower when wet and I wanted to make sure that I didn't look like complete shit before I came in here. Today everyone has just assumed that I can read minds and that I can also do everyone else job for them. Leaving me to be very passive aggressive which I don't like doing but I can't straight up say do your god damn work. No, I have to be nice and say yes I can do this even though you are just sitting on your ass not doing anything while I have 10 things I need to get done with in the next hour. No, one more wouldn't hurt but a thank you would be nice.
On the plus side I finally got my tax returns only 8 months after the first time I had to send them in. Yes I sent them in more than once. I think I ranted about that. Now I know that the government isn't out to get me by not giving me the money that I deserve for working this god damn job.
I've gotten another horrible habit of looking at Craigslist for hours at a time. I can't wait until I find a missed connection about me! I'm hoping it will be sort of like this....

You: Angry looking, tall woman wearing headphones; who I accidentally bumped into walking home on Lyndale Avenue.
Me: The guy you then kicked in the shin and threatened to push into traffic.
You seemed very aggressive, I like that, lets get drinks....

Oh the world if really fuelling my alcoholic tendencies lately. It's pretty horrible when someone you don't really know that well tells you that you probably just need to get laid!