I've been having one of those weeks when it seems like I am surrounded by things that annoy me. No matter what I do they seem to follow me, as I bite my tongue and try not to say anything. I've noticed that some of the things seem slightly silly. So here's a short list of the things that I've noticed that annoy me. See if you think some of them are reasonable.
Too much denim. I can't stand it when people wear the all over denim. I don't know why. I actually saw someone wearing jeans, denim jacket, denim shoes and a denim hat. I honestly threw up. True story! The only person on earth that can pull this off is old school Jon Bon Jovi, back in the day definitely not now.
People who chew loudly- There is this lady I always see on my lunch hour who I'm assuming loves food. She chews it so everyone in the eating area can hear her. Not just loudly but almost acting like it's pleasurable. She moans and does a lot of lip smacking. It's almost like watching someone have a food orgasm. I can see how this might be attractive if she was a young woman but she's not. She's older than my grandma. It makes me want to be anorexic, just so I don't have to hear her eat!
The coupon lady. Every time I go to a store I seem to get stuck behind coupon lady. They have 10 items or less but every item has a coupon. I don't see how saving 10 cents on shit you really don't need is going to help you. Let alone why go into the express lane if your going to take 10 minutes sorting through your coupons.
Awkward small talk. I have to be part of this all the time. During work I have embarrassed myself more than once by my complete social awkwardness. I can't do small talk. I always end up really sucking it up. But all I have after how are you, are the lame general questions. So... ahhhh... hows your favorite local sports team?
Obsessive cell phone users. I understand that technology is advancing to the point where you don't have to see people to have a relationship. It pisses me off more when it's in the elevator. I love the "hello, HELLO! Oh sorry I'm in an elevator right now annoying the hell out of everyone in here... no it's fine I don't care about other people..."
When people say it's suppose to be warmer in winter. I live in Minnesota, it's cold. It seems like every time someone tells me it's suppose to be warmer, it's not. Lies! All lies! I swear the next time I hear this I'm going to literally punch them in the face.
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"hello, HELLO! Oh sorry I'm in an elevator right now annoying the hell out of everyone in here... no it's fine I don't care about other people..."
hahaha couldn't agree more!
I have experienced all of your points except the denim one. Well, I have experienced "Denim people", but didn't throw up though :)
Even though NYC isn't quite as cold as Minnesota, I have actually said to someone, "If it was supposed to be warmer, then it would be warmer!" I feel your pain.
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