Annoy me and I'll cut you

I've been having one of those weeks when it seems like I am surrounded by things that annoy me. No matter what I do they seem to follow me, as I bite my tongue and try not to say anything. I've noticed that some of the things seem slightly silly. So here's a short list of the things that I've noticed that annoy me. See if you think some of them are reasonable.

Too much denim. I can't stand it when people wear the all over denim. I don't know why. I actually saw someone wearing jeans, denim jacket, denim shoes and a denim hat. I honestly threw up. True story! The only person on earth that can pull this off is old school Jon Bon Jovi, back in the day definitely not now.

People who chew loudly- There is this lady I always see on my lunch hour who I'm assuming loves food. She chews it so everyone in the eating area can hear her. Not just loudly but almost acting like it's pleasurable. She moans and does a lot of lip smacking. It's almost like watching someone have a food orgasm. I can see how this might be attractive if she was a young woman but she's not. She's older than my grandma. It makes me want to be anorexic, just so I don't have to hear her eat!

The coupon lady. Every time I go to a store I seem to get stuck behind coupon lady. They have 10 items or less but every item has a coupon. I don't see how saving 10 cents on shit you really don't need is going to help you. Let alone why go into the express lane if your going to take 10 minutes sorting through your coupons.

Awkward small talk. I have to be part of this all the time. During work I have embarrassed myself more than once by my complete social awkwardness. I can't do small talk. I always end up really sucking it up. But all I have after how are you, are the lame general questions. So... ahhhh... hows your favorite local sports team?

Obsessive cell phone users. I understand that technology is advancing to the point where you don't have to see people to have a relationship. It pisses me off more when it's in the elevator. I love the "hello, HELLO! Oh sorry I'm in an elevator right now annoying the hell out of everyone in here... no it's fine I don't care about other people..."

When people say it's suppose to be warmer in winter. I live in Minnesota, it's cold. It seems like every time someone tells me it's suppose to be warmer, it's not. Lies! All lies! I swear the next time I hear this I'm going to literally punch them in the face.

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Tomorrow is my birthday. I remember when birthday's meant more to me. I remember the excitement burning inside for it to come. How it felt like I was waiting forever for the day of cake, gifts and other screaming children. The joy of the special day when it was finally here and the sorrow of it being over. The older you get the less birthdays seem to matter. My family doesn't even call me anymore. People stop asking how old you are since they know that you'll probably lie or cringe at the question. The enthusiasm of childhood slowly dissolves and is replaced by this almost desolate feeling. The expression of 'you are only as old as you feel' has always made me depressed. I've always felt at least ten years older than I actually am. I guess it's just another reminder that life is passing you by. Almost another way to point out how much you haven't accomplished at your age. I guess such is life! I remember craving adult hoods grasp as a child, yearning for it to come. I remember being so full of hope about going out into this great big world around me and being able to do anything I wanted. Not knowing that the world can be cruel or that you don't get everything you want. Ignorance is bliss. Well I guess with another year under my belt comes another year of wisdom as they say!

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I guess part of me is wondering why I continue this blog. My ranting doesn't seem to help me at all. Lately I wonder if my cynical self is driving me insane. Whahahahaha (that's a manic laugh). Yet I rant anyways! Less than a month I will be going into the "special" doctor. Unfortunately not the one that just gives out birth control and abortions. Although that would make things simple for me if that was the only problem I had right now. I know pity fest, right? I don't ever ask people to feel sorry for me I just like whining about my problems just like the rest of the world. Luckily for me I'm pretty good at ranting sarcastically which scares away the people that might actually care. I'm worn out and its monday. Even though I got paid friday my check is gone and my account is negative. Seriously is that possiable? It's making me wonder why I continue to think that this whole being an "adult thing" is really my thing. If I had a sugar daddy he could pay the electric bill I owe which I told them I would pay friday which means my electric will most likely be out by the time I get home! Anyone else feel like paying my 230 dollar bill for me? I really doubt it! I might be able to sweet talk them tonight, explaining all of my funds have went to doctor bills but I will gladly try doing payments... when i can... which will most likely be never. I wonder if I can throw away my morals and become a stripper on the weekends? Meaning I'd need breast implants too... this is starting to get too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ehhh... well if zombies want to take over now that would be great! I can hear it now... I couldn't pay my electric this month on time because I was saving humanity. Do you think you could give me a break? No? Well... you suck!